trans-coord/gnun server/gnun/ChangeLog server/g...

[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /sources/trans-coord
Module name:    trans-coord
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   08/02/27 10:22:28

Modified files:
        gnun/server/gnun: ChangeLog gnun.mk 
Added files:
        gnun/fun/jokes : declarations.html 

Log message:
        (fun/jokes): New variable to test sub-directories
        behavior.  Define to `declarations'.
        (ALL_DIRS): Add `fun/jokes'.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/trans-coord/gnun/fun/jokes/declarations.html?cvsroot=trans-coord&rev=1.1
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/ChangeLog?cvsroot=trans-coord&r1=1.9&r2=1.10
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/gnun.mk?cvsroot=trans-coord&r1=1.5&r2=1.6

Patches:
Index: server/gnun/ChangeLog
===================================================================
RCS file: /sources/trans-coord/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/ChangeLog,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- server/gnun/ChangeLog       26 Feb 2008 16:12:21 -0000      1.9
+++ server/gnun/ChangeLog       27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 -0000      1.10
@@ -1,3 +1,9 @@
+2008-02-27  Yavor Doganov  <address@hidden>
+
+       * gnun.mk (fun/jokes): New variable to test sub-directories
+       behavior.  Define to `declarations'.
+       (ALL_DIRS): Add `fun/jokes'.
+
 2008-02-26  Yavor Doganov  <address@hidden>
 
        * GNUmakefile ($(rootdir)/home.$(1).shtml): Add `ru' in the

Index: server/gnun/gnun.mk
===================================================================
RCS file: /sources/trans-coord/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/gnun.mk,v
retrieving revision 1.5
retrieving revision 1.6
diff -u -b -r1.5 -r1.6
--- server/gnun/gnun.mk 26 Feb 2008 16:12:21 -0000      1.5
+++ server/gnun/gnun.mk 27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 -0000      1.6
@@ -22,6 +22,8 @@
 ROOT :=                keepingup \
                provide
 
+fun/jokes :=   declarations
+
 gnu :=         gnu \
                gnu-history \
                gnu-users-never-heard-of-gnu \
@@ -51,7 +53,8 @@
 
 server :=      takeaction
 
-ALL_DIRS :=    gnu \
+ALL_DIRS :=    fun/jokes \
+               gnu \
                licenses \
                philosophy \
                server

Index: fun/jokes/declarations.html
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/declarations.html
diff -N fun/jokes/declarations.html
--- /dev/null   1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/declarations.html 27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 -0000      1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,215 @@
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>Funny C/C++ Declarations! - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation 
(FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Funny C/C++ declarations!</h2>
+
+<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
+     "JokeTITLE" in both places above.
+     And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
+-->
+<pre>
+auto accident;
+register voters;
+static electricity;
+struct by_lightning;
+void *where_prohibited;
+char broiled;
+short circuit;
+short changed;
+long johns;
+long dong_silver;    /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
+unsigned long letter;
+double entendre;
+double trouble;
+union organizer;
+union jack;
+float valve;
+short pants;
+union station;
+void check; unsigned check;
+struct dumb by[sizeof member];
+union onion;   /*submitted by srp*/
+
+/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert */
+long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
+
+/* Submitted by James Buchanan */
+
+const ipated;
+case closed:
+double or_nothing;
+short sighted;
+void if_removed;    /* warranty */
+volatile buggy_code;
+unsigned anonymous;
+int erbreed;    /* duelling banjos */
+
+/* Borland's additional C keywords */:
+huge penis;
+interrupt ed;
+near sighted;
+far out;
+
+
+men()
+{
+   goto pub;
+  pub:
+   return pissed;
+}
+
+women()
+{
+   goto bathroom;
+  bathroom:
+   while (1) ;
+}
+
+class dismissed : public annoyance    /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
+</pre>
+
+<p>The following was submitted by Pietro Gagliardi:</p>
+
+<pre>
+/* All this was done on August 17, 2007 by Pietro Gagliardi
+   You are free to use this code in a citation or (if you have the guts)
+   in your own program; just please mention me. */
+
+typedef int number;
+class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy&lt;(number) 1> {
+public:
+       microsoft()
+       {
+               sanity = 200;
+               bill_gates = drop_out();
+               ceo = bill_gates;
+               while (sanity > 2) {
+                       sleep(2);
+                       sanity--;
+               }
+               steve_ballmer = new class doofus;
+       }
+
+#define our int
+#define SUCCESS 1
+
+       our year_2006_goals()
+       {
+               delete bill_gates;
+               ceo = steve_ballmer;
+               sanity -= 200;
+               return SUCCESS;
+       }
+protected:
+       int sanity;
+       class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;
+};
+
+typedef int iq;
+const iq of_steve_ballmer = -4, of_steve_jobs = MENSA_MINIMUM - 1,
+         of_linus_torvalds = MENSA_MINIMUM, of_bill_gates = UNDEFINED;
+
+/* Here are some that make use of the preprocessor and the Unix programming 
interface */
+#include &lt;sys/types.h>
+
+#define middle
+middle class businessMan {
+       ino_t want_to_go_to_work;
+#if speeding_to_work_because_you_are_late
+       off_t o_jail;
+#endif
+};
+
+class mate
+{
+       ino_t wannagotoskool;
+};
+
+class woman {
+#define be
+private:
+       be friend class of_girls;
+       off_t o_the_mall()
+       {
+               for (;;)
+                       mall.go_to(rand()).shop();
+       }
+};
+
+class clown {
+!friend class teacher;
+friend class mate;
+};
+</pre>
+
+<div class="infobox">
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+
+<p>
+Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> 
+the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the 
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Copyright &copy; 1999, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006, 2007 Free Software
+Foundation, Inc.,</p>
+<address>51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA</address>
+<p>Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
+permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2008/02/27 10:22:28 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<div id="translations">
+<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
+
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical. -->
+<!-- Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German. -->
+<!-- Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text. -->
+<!-- If you add a new language here, please -->
+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+<!--  - /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
+<!--  - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+<!--  - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+<!--  - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+<!--  to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+<!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right, cf. -->
+<!-- <URL:http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm> -->
+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
+
+<ul class="translations-list">
+<!-- English -->
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
+<li><a 
href="/fun/jokes/declarations.ko.html">&#xd55c;&#xad6d;&#xc5b4;</a>&nbsp;[ko]</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>