[Fsuk-manchester] v2

[Luke Taylor]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a software developer standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... do you develop free software or proprietary?"

"Free."

"Me too! Are you BSD or GPL?"

"GPL."

"Me too! Are you GPL v2 or GPL v3?"

"GPL v3!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.