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From: Coleman's Surplus
Subject: Get the first look
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2003 08:45:28 -0400

 

You don't see what you need....just call 888-478-7758

 



Automotive Parts
Military Manuals
Boots and Shoes
Camping
Clothing
Commercial/Industrial  Containers

Emergency Products
Military Generators  
Hardware
Household Items
Hunting & Shooting
Knives
Material Handling
Militaria

Military Tents
Military Vehicles
Ned Smith Gallery  
         
Personal Defense 
Pouches, Duffels Etc.
Security & Tactical
Shelving & Racking
Shop Stuff
Sporting Goods
Tools
Stuff Just for Fun!!!!

 

   Sealskinz® Boot Liners

 Sealskinz® Boot Liners

 

 

    Military Bunk Beds

U.S. G.I. Bunks

                        Electric Golf Cart                             hunting gear

               We have a great deal                                               Waterproof Parkas
                      on Golf Carts

 

                                                            coveralls

             60kw, 50 kw and 100kw gensets                              Workman's Coveralls               

 

                    camo tarp                         camo netting         

                         Poly Camo Tarp                             Camo   Netting, U.S. G.I.                                  

                          Ghilli Suit                                      hunting scent suit 

                          Ghilli Suit                                              Hunting Scent Suit        
                                                    

Browse our entire online Store here: colemans.com


Please join me in saying good-bye....

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of
Common Sense who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long
ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are
in charge, and wants do not equal needs ). His health began to rapidly
deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set
in place.

The report of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for
kissing a classmate, a teen suspended from school for using mouthwash
after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were
required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could
not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an abortion.

Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled it in her lap, and was
awarded a lot of money.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

 

;-)..See ya next month!!!......Angie

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COLEMAN'S SURPLUS  | 360 Klinger Road, Millersburg, PA 17061 | 1-888-4-SURPLUS , ext. 223

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